Holy schneikie! I wasn't expecting THAT at all... and /grumpy that you waited so long!! You knew at the NEW YEAR??
How the heck did you keep it in?!!
I know this might sound gross, but roast beef top ramen always helped when I got the woozies and didn't want to eat anything.
And both Yorick and Phin were accidents, there's nothing wrong with accidents... well... DH likes to call them "Surprises" not accidents, LOL.