It's just one of those things, Meems. Y'know how in the other thread men have that mutant 'can't find anything' gene? Most of us gurlies have the mutant 'MASH/Miss Mary Mack' gene, I guess. Except for you. *lol*
Anybody play Bloody Mary in elementary school?? Oh man, that was creepy. I couldn't even lie my way into that game. I was too freaked out!
If you want to take it up with someone... talk to the Holy Elementary School Gamer in the sky.