what. a. mess.

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emmasmommy

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that's me. LOL
i can not help it. i'm thinking irrational thoughts, crying over stupid stuff....i HATE when i do this.
so tell me a joke, something funny, something that made you happy today. i've had a WONDERFUL day filled with good news (for those of you who aren't friends w me on fb, my daughter's strobismis has all but disappeared after her surgery) yet i'm still super emotional.

give me your best antidotes;)
 
I got nothing. But you is important, kind and smart! Loved that movie, Brook! Laura some times you just need to cry. Usually you feel better afterword.
 
Well, I've shared this in other forums in the past, but it always gets at least one giggle...or guffaw...

Rachel had a boob obsession for awhile. They fascinated her. She always wanted to know when hers would grow.
DH was flopped out on the couch, wearing only his shorts...and he's on the chunky side. His HAVE grown, much to his chagrin. (they have since shrunk as he's lost weight LOL)
Up walks then 3 or 4 yr old Rachel...who is very sweet and loves to pay compliments to people...
she pokes his chest and says "Daddy I love your boobs."

*mom snorts drink out of nose and starts choking from laughing so hard*

DH says to Rachel, 'thanks dear'....she says 'you're welcome'....and everything returns to normal (except I am still snorting slightly)
 
pewtertm said:
Well, I've shared this in other forums in the past, but it always gets at least one giggle...or guffaw...

Rachel had a boob obsession for awhile. They fascinated her. She always wanted to know when hers would grow.
DH was flopped out on the couch, wearing only his shorts...and he's on the chunky side. His HAVE grown, much to his chagrin. (they have since shrunk as he's lost weight LOL)
Up walks then 3 or 4 yr old Rachel...who is very sweet and loves to pay compliments to people...
she pokes his chest and says "Daddy I love your boobs."

*mom snorts drink out of nose and starts choking from laughing so hard*

DH says to Rachel, 'thanks dear'....she says 'you're welcome'....and everything returns to normal (except I am still snorting slightly)
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LMBO!!!!!!!
 
I am no help as I have been a watering pot today, but in a game of WWF today, a friend and I got the line up of "screw" "diets" (with one space between on the same line) and two lines down got "eat" "food" lol. We got a good giggle out of that one.
 
ao juat imagine this...
7 month pregnant American lady in an Italian Wal-Mart that has shoppes inside (like a strip mall) and is ohhhin and awwwiinnng over the barnd new cameras through the glass in the camera store....along with Dh and DD (she was 7 at the time) and waht do I do...YEP..smacked my head right on the glass!!!! Not only were Dh and DD beside me but another Italian couple was beside thema dn they weren't sure whether they should laugh at the dumb American lady until my DH and DD busted out laughing HYSTERICALLY!!!!!!!!!! MOST EMBARRISING MOMENT in my life and the 2 of them have NEVER let me live it down:p
 
When I have those moments its typically because I haven't taken my Prozac in a few days. Without that little pill I'm a big mess. The irrational thoughts are the worst. I remember going to my doctor when my daughter was little. I was off Prozac and trying not to take anything. I told him how I carried the phone with me when ever I stepped outside to let the dogs out because I was afraid I'd fall and not be able to get up and get to the baby. He called me irrational and I cried right there in the office. I knew it was irrational but still. We decided it was best for me to go back on the meds at that point. LOL
 
What abt when my stepson hollered down to DH that he needed some 'arm stuff.' We deduced that he meant deodorant, and when we asked him why he wanted some, he said, 'I found a hair in my pit! I need some so I don't stink!'

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Or what abt when I told DD that I loved her and she went over to the TV and said, 'I wuv you, too, teetee.'

Good times.
 
I get a laugh every morning when I connect to my wifi... Here's a screen shot of one of my neighbor's sense of humor -
boobies.jpg


lol, I keep telling dh we need to get creative with ours :D
 
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