Uh... Wow.

AnnieBananie

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LLOL! :D What a classy gal.

http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_11381688

St. Paul / Creative vandal says it with paint, etc.
Man blames ex-girlfriend for damage
By Emily Gurnon
[email protected]
Posted: 01/06/2009 12:01:00 AM CST


He'd messed with the wrong woman, she told him.

A St. Paul man who kicked his former girlfriend out of his Cottage Avenue apartment in September came in one day the next month to find the interior coated in pink, green and white paint.

It dripped from the walls, which someone had used as a canvas for paint-scrawled messages. It covered the floor and had been dumped in the toilet, the washing machine and the bathtub, as well as on the computer, the furniture, the refrigerator and the man's clothes.

Ten days earlier, the man found his teddy bear impaled on a wooden pole with a knife in its head. Someone had filled the house with garbage and toilet-papered the inside of his garage.

And on another day, his garage had been egged, and opened tuna cans were scattered inside.

A criminal complaint filed Dec. 31 in Ramsey County District Court documenting the damage charges Portlyn Lauren Miller, 21, whereabouts unknown, with second-degree burglary and first-degree criminal damage to property.

According to the complaint:

The victim, identified by the initials A.T.T., fingered Miller as the suspect. He said he knew she had done the damage because some messages contained sexual innuendo they had shared. She knew he was involved with another woman, and her MySpace page contained a photo of the interior of his door after she'd exercised her creative handiwork on it, he told police.

On the day his garage was egged, he saw Miller and a female friend of hers in a vehicle nearby, laughing. After he put a song about the incident on his MySpace page, she responded by instant-messaging him: "Nananana."
The final and most destructive incident was the paint-splashing Oct. 15. The victim left his apartment about 4:45 a.m. to go to work and returned about 9 a.m. Miller knew he worked those hours, he told authorities.

When he came back and saw what had happened, he called police.

An officer who walked through the apartment with him, taking note of the damage, almost became another victim. He barely avoided being hit on the head by a nearly full can of white paint balanced atop an interior door.

Police have been unable to locate Miller, according to the complaint. She had not been booked into the Ramsey County Jail as of late Monday afternoon.

The victim estimated the damage to his residence at more than $10,000.
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I'm fairly certain that she's my hero.
What's the saying about a woman scorned? LOL! Cheat on me, and that's what you get!
 
I literally LOL'd at her logic. If they were burned that meant they were hers.

WHO WANTS BURNED NUTS?!?!?! :D
 
I personally think she needs to be locked in a loony bin. Nobody has the right to do that crap not even if he cheated on her. She's an adult, she needed to act like one.
 
Sounds like my crazy doped up sister in law. She took paint and spilled it all over my brother in laws apartment.

Then she claimed she had no idea how it got there, but she was too stupid to realize she stepped in it, left footprints and when the police questioned her, she was still wearing the same shoes with paint on the bottoms. Totally Lame.
 
Wow...the teddy bear thing is totally creepy. And the burned whatsits...good thinking! Now the guy's DEAD. A lot of good he's gonna do you!
 
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