Tell me...

KimberlyMorris

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Tell me something (funny) you have to repeat in your home a lot.

Lately mine has been... "Aiden, please stop digging in your butt" :thumbdown:
 
Oh, the nose the darn nose. My 2 year old has had his finger in his nose constantly for 6 months now. I don't get it!

recently "Lucien don't throw the ball at your brothers head"
 
"don't let the dog lick your face. he just was licking his booty."

"diggin' for gold?'

my youngest - "henry has a lot of freckles on his weenie." henry is our jack russel and he is full of freckles.

"whose undies are on the floor?'

"did you wipe?" followed by "did you wash your hands?"

"moooom, maggie is airing out her bits!" (maggie - our very chubby cat likes to lay on her back in front of the fan - airing out her girly bits.)
 
I have been having to tell my son these quite a few times.

Did you flush?
Did you wash your hands?
Put some pants on.
Pick up your mess.
 
Please stop fighting.
Please stop fighting.
No really. STOP fighting.
Go to separate rooms, NOW!

almost daily.

ETA: It's really not funny. But it's what gets said most.
 
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Do you have wet choo choos? (his first underwear was Thomas, and it's too dang cute to correct him. We are going through stage 2 of potty training hoping he will start going on his own).
 
These are so cute.

Flush, seat down, and wash your hands.
Did you use soap?
Come here and let me smell them! (i.e., the hands, because they both claim to use soap but don't...I don't know why).
 
I have a 7 year old who is on the spectrum, so all sorts of crazy things get yelled at our house. Most recent:

"Stop peeing on the slide" He was standing-completely naked-atop the slide and peeing down it. sigh.
 
Go put some pants on.
Go wash your face.
Are you in your sisters room?
Did you clean up your mess?

Though here the most common one out of my mouth is-
What did I just tell YOU?!?!?!?! Then GO!
 
ours are....
'crack kills' (we have saggy pants syndrome over here)
'please don't pull the dog by her collar'
'don't tattle'
'STOP SINGING!'
'can you please stop talking for just 2 min?? 2 min. that's all i ask.'
 
Almost every day:
"Stop playing on the stairs!!!!" followed by a: thunk, thud, thud, thump, BAM!

"Waaaaaah!!! Mommy! I fell down the stairs 'gain!!!! Booooo hoooo...."
 
Teehee, these are so funny.

We've had a tough couple weeks here, so I've found myself saying "could this day possibly get any worse?" And then the dog throws up on the rug. Again.
 
OMG in this topic but slightly off, one time my son (he was 3 at the time) was sitting naked on the floor examining his "stuff".

He turns to me and says...and I quote: "Mommy, I have a regular wee wee, but Miles has a small wee wee."

After I finished choking I asked where he heard that and he told me that Christopher saw in the bathroom and told him.

THEY WERE THREE.
 
hahahaha - I spewed the drink on a few of these. So funny and boy can I ever relate.

Here:


Where are your clothes? (for some reason DD has to be completely naked to go potty)

Did you wipe? Flush? Wash?
Nose!!! (a constant reminder to either stop digging or to please wipe)
Get your hands outta there? (applies to a lot of things around here)
 
"Don't lick my face!" or "Don't eat that!" (DD likes to pick her nose and quickly shoves her finger in her mouth...grosses me out!)
 
I just said one that I apparently forgot I have said about a million times in the last couple of months. I bought a brand new chair and ottoman, my only rule to kid about it, don't eat on it. So of course, he leaves food on it, climbs on it with dirty hands and tries to seat and eat there all the time. So at least once a day I have to say:
"Do you really have food on my chair again!"
 
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