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** So these all made me giggle and I had to go for a random choice :] Congrats to Angie with this one :] I have been known to walk into things myself.. so this is hilarious to me ^_^ .. Anyway, I'm running super behind atm so I will get you links after the thanksgiving festivities with my family today :] Thanks so much everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
ok here it goes.....so imagine this....

I am about 8 months pregnant and we are stationed in Italy {Sicily to be exact}...so we truck out to the local store called Auchan which is like Wal-Mart here...we are walking around and they have some other little stores within the big store like a shoe store, clothing store, camera store and a little ice cream store....so the camera store has ALL glass windows in it, FLOOR to CEILING...now remember, I am just LOOKING, not going inside, just observing from outside...so I decide I REALLY REALLY like this one camera sittig in the display case, so I move a little closer to the window to see it and BAM!!!! yes ma'am I SMACKED my face right on the window~!~~~ and if you think it was funny you have NO IDEA....so my DH and DD decide it is HILARIOUS and bust out laughing and immediately making fun of me...well {me being the DUMB American I am} there was an Italian couple standing right beside us and they weren't sure whether to laugh or not {didn't want to be rude} and then when they saw Dh and DD laughing, they busted out laughing as well!!!! so needless to say, I am still catching flack over that to this day and that was 8 years ago!!!!
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I need some giggles, so the sillier the better! :p BEST post gets the kit I am working on right now for free.... I'm not showing it to you though.. you just have to go on a limb here with me LOL LOL

So spill it......... do you........ fantasize about joe jonas...... or....... eat toothpaste instead of brushing your teeth? Hit me with yer best shot
 
In high school some friends & I decided it would be a good idea to play Pediddle with some guys that we hung out with. Now about the game Pediddle...basically you drive around and when you find a car that has a headlight out you hit the roof of the car and yell out Pediddle and the opposite sex has to take a piece of clothes off. So we would drive around town playing this game and when we were down to our bras and underwear drive around in the country so nobody would see us. Because part of the game was you couldn't get dressed as soon as you were done. The worst part was one of the guys we hung around with knew my now DH at the time and was telling him everything we did, so after DH & I met he already knew several stories about me :) We also on occasion would just flash a car as it drove by and we had also done that to my now DH too!
 
For the loooooongest time, I thought ear plugs were nose plugs. My sister convinced me they were but once I put them up my nose and had a heck of a time getting them back out.. I realized she had fed me a huge line of poo.
 
oh man. i could probably make a pretty long list.... i have a special voice i use when talking to my cat.... his name is grant, but i usually call him granty, and sing to him about how handsome and majestic he is....

i also replace 'L' with 'Z' when i'm talking to him.... so instead of saying 'aww, hello! look at you!'...i would say 'hezzzoooo!!!! zoooka youuuu!!!'

i know.

just to prove the handsomeness level, here is grant:

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majestic, no?
 
lol.. want to know something about cats & I .. now- everyone knows I despise my smelly cat most days.. but one time... I wrote wifey a letter (a real letter) telling her how I thought my cat was sent to me to help me through things and he was a person and all this other wacky stuff.. I don't remember exactly what I said but I have a feeling I was a wee not right in the head LOL
 
I was a bit of a hippy back in the day. You'd never know it by looking at me now, but I was one of those "kids" that wore long, flowy skirts, birkenstocks, and had super long hair that needed to be trimmed about 3 months before I got it trimmed. I followed Dave Matthews Band whenever I could (well, I still do that) and I spent the better part of my last two years of undergrad work in an, um, enhanced state. I even played my senior recital that way. :blink: Needless to say, kids have DEFINITELY changed me.
 
Oh goodness, I probably have a ton of things that I could tell but can't think of a darn one right now! :mad:

OH.....wait....I have one......Okay let me preface by saying 1. I am a super silly, crazy person all the time, even with my kidos. Our daily life is just a good time. 2. I have a really big butt.

About 3 years ago on our vacation to the beach, as we were walking along picking up sea shells, I decided it would be funny to put a sea shell in my ahem .... butt crack and see how long it would stay there. Well, about 4 hours later we were sitting at the condo playing Monopoly when all of a sudden I remembered the sea shell. I jumped up and said "oh, the shell!" Well, it was gone. But know my family teases me and when we loose something in the house, they tell me my butt must have eaten it.:p
 
Let's see so much to say so little time. Here is something really embarassing but hilarious at the same time. One year when I was little we went to cut down our Christmas tree. And we brought the video camera. So we are taking video of all the family helping cut down the tree. When we get back to the house and watch the video, I am horrified. I am sawing on the tree and you hear my parents say "Go Bea Go!" and as if on cue I farted. An very distinct and audible fart. Perserved forever on video. My parents showed that to My DH last Christmas and now every so often he will come up to me and say "Go Bea Go!" Very embarassing at the time but I can laugh about it now.
 
jeanye....that's ...um gross :P ;)

i love kitties, but am not a dog person. my mom treats her dog like it's her kid...makes me talk to him on the phone and crap.
 
these are great!

i honestly can't think of anything, lol.

i totally get the cat thing! i love cats. instead we have 2 dogs. i talk to my beagle in a sing song baby voice at times. she gets all excited its funny. "Sadie Looooou!! Whatcha doin' Sadie Lou?" :D
 
Wow such great and funny stories....

Let' see......This summer a friend of ours always has a Sea Fair party at his house. His house looks out over Lake Washington and you have a pretty AWESOME view of the Blue Angels doing their tricks. Anyway the week before his party I had a Cyst rupture on my ovary and was in horrible pain so I had been popping pain pills all week. I sware I only had 3 drinks!!!! 2 whiskey cokes and 1 beer. Anyway I do not remember really anything from the day other than getting there. But according to my husband and other partiers I was telling everyone how much I don't like my husbands boss and how much my husband makes and that we can't afford a new car on his salary and raise 5 kids! To top it off apparently I came out of the bathroom and annoucenced that I was no longer wearing any underwear! (I am still wondering if I left underware at their house but I am too embarassed to ask because I was on my period that day and how embarassing would that be to leave underware in that state at someones house!!!)
 
xboxmom said:
Wow such great and funny stories....

Let' see......This summer a friend of ours always has a Sea Fair party at his house. His house looks out over Lake Washington and you have a pretty AWESOME view of the Blue Angels doing their tricks. Anyway the week before his party I had a Cyst rupture on my ovary and was in horrible pain so I had been popping pain pills all week. I sware I only had 3 drinks!!!! 2 whiskey cokes and 1 beer. Anyway I do not remember really anything from the day other than getting there. But according to my husband and other partiers I was telling everyone how much I don't like my husbands boss and how much my husband makes and that we can't afford a new car on his salary and raise 5 kids! To top it off apparently I came out of the bathroom and annoucenced that I was no longer wearing any underwear! (I am still wondering if I left underware at their house but I am too embarassed to ask because I was on my period that day and how embarassing would that be to leave underware in that state at someones house!!!)
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umm.....you win! :D how embarassing!
 
that cracked me up!! Ummm cannot really think of anything about me but my cat thinks she goes with us anytime we leave. She can hear the car keys from across the house and she comes running. Well the other day she did this and my husband was walking out the door and about to close the door and she leaped about ten feet onto his back so he would not leave without her. I started it by teaching her to jump up on my shoulder when I go out in the yard to take her out to play but then we took her on a car ride and she loved it so much so now she always wants to go. It was so funny though because she nearly brought him down to his knees jumping on his back and digging in so she wouldnt fall

xboxmom said:
Wow such great and funny stories....

Let' see......This summer a friend of ours always has a Sea Fair party at his house. His house looks out over Lake Washington and you have a pretty AWESOME view of the Blue Angels doing their tricks. Anyway the week before his party I had a Cyst rupture on my ovary and was in horrible pain so I had been popping pain pills all week. I sware I only had 3 drinks!!!! 2 whiskey cokes and 1 beer. Anyway I do not remember really anything from the day other than getting there. But according to my husband and other partiers I was telling everyone how much I don't like my husbands boss and how much my husband makes and that we can't afford a new car on his salary and raise 5 kids! To top it off apparently I came out of the bathroom and annoucenced that I was no longer wearing any underwear! (I am still wondering if I left underware at their house but I am too embarassed to ask because I was on my period that day and how embarassing would that be to leave underware in that state at someones house!!!)
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Um I think you probably already know more than you want to about me. :D

Until I was 33, I thought the buzzing you heard outside in the summer was the electricity surging through the power lines.

How'd I find out otherwise?

The big black out. I came outside and said "the power can't be out, I can still hear it!"

To which dh said "......................................................"

And then I learned about cicadas.

I was happier before.
 
ok here it goes.....so imagine this....

I am about 8 months pregnant and we are stationed in Italy {Sicily to be exact}...so we truck out to the local store called Auchan which is like Wal-Mart here...we are walking around and they have some other little stores within the big store like a shoe store, clothing store, camera store and a little ice cream store....so the camera store has ALL glass windows in it, FLOOR to CEILING...now remember, I am just LOOKING, not going inside, just observing from outside...so I decide I REALLY REALLY like this one camera sittig in the display case, so I move a little closer to the window to see it and BAM!!!! yes ma'am I SMACKED my face right on the window~!~~~ and if you think it was funny you have NO IDEA....so my DH and DD decide it is HILARIOUS and bust out laughing and immediately making fun of me...well {me being the DUMB American I am} there was an Italian couple standing right beside us and they weren't sure whether to laugh or not {didn't want to be rude} and then when they saw Dh and DD laughing, they busted out laughing as well!!!! so needless to say, I am still catching flack over that to this day and that was 8 years ago!!!!
 
LOL that isnt the power? I always thought it was too :p
Angie4b1g said:
Um I think you probably already know more than you want to about me. :D

Until I was 33, I thought the buzzing you heard outside in the summer was the electricity surging through the power lines.

How'd I find out otherwise?

The big black out. I came outside and said "the power can't be out, I can still hear it!"

To which dh said "......................................................"

And then I learned about cicadas.

I was happier before.
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Hmm. I can't top any of these stories. lol

I (BRIEFLY) dated a guy who collected everyone's finger and toenails in a crown royal bag. :blink: I was clipping my nails and he pulled out his bag and said "put them in here".

:huh:
 
Serendipity said:
Hmm. I can't top any of these stories. lol

I (BRIEFLY) dated a guy who collected everyone's finger and toenails in a crown royal bag. :blink: I was clipping my nails and he pulled out his bag and said "put them in here".

:huh:
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Okay now that is creepy........is that when it ended? :p
 
(BRIEFLY) dated a guy who collected everyone's finger and toenails in a crown royal bag. I was clipping my nails and he pulled out his bag and said "put them in here".
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eeeewwwwww!
 
laurabobaura said:
my mom treats her dog like it's her kid...makes me talk to him on the phone and crap.
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:eek: Oh wow...yeah, I don't think I could talk to someone's dog on the phone! My dh has talked to the cats though when he's been out of town :p
Just wanted to see if they'd react to his voice! ;) Sure...whatever!
 
neenee said:
About 3 years ago on our vacation to the beach, as we were walking along picking up sea shells, I decided it would be funny to put a sea shell in my ahem .... butt crack and see how long it would stay there. Well, about 4 hours later we were sitting at the condo playing Monopoly when all of a sudden I remembered the sea shell. I jumped up and said "oh, the shell!" Well, it was gone. But know my family teases me and when we loose something in the house, they tell me my butt must have eaten it.:p
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OMGosh! That is too hilarious!!
 
xboxmom said:
Wow such great and funny stories....

Let' see......This summer a friend of ours always has a Sea Fair party at his house. His house looks out over Lake Washington and you have a pretty AWESOME view of the Blue Angels doing their tricks. Anyway the week before his party I had a Cyst rupture on my ovary and was in horrible pain so I had been popping pain pills all week. I sware I only had 3 drinks!!!! 2 whiskey cokes and 1 beer. Anyway I do not remember really anything from the day other than getting there. But according to my husband and other partiers I was telling everyone how much I don't like my husbands boss and how much my husband makes and that we can't afford a new car on his salary and raise 5 kids! To top it off apparently I came out of the bathroom and annoucenced that I was no longer wearing any underwear! (I am still wondering if I left underware at their house but I am too embarassed to ask because I was on my period that day and how embarassing would that be to leave underware in that state at someones house!!!)
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O. M. G. :thumbup: totally great story! I'm dying here!:D
 
Hmm.... well a few random things about me that you may or may not know...

1) I read magazines back to front. I get it from my mom. Oh, and before I can ever read a magazine (even at the doctor's office), I have to flip through it and tear out all of those *&%$#@ subscription cards/advertisements.

2) I would rather do any other household chore than do laundry. In fact, I will avoid doing laundry until we have all worn every single piece of clean clothing we own. THEN, and only then, will I do laundry. Its a problem.

3) For my birthday this summer, I secretly wished that my in-laws would move far away. They are NOT good people and our lives would be so much simpler w/o them around.
 
iJenny said:
Hmm.... well a few random things about me that you may or may not know...

1) I read magazines back to front. I get it from my mom. Oh, and before I can ever read a magazine (even at the doctor's office), I have to flip through it and tear out all of those *&%$#@ subscription cards/advertisements.

2) I would rather do any other household chore than do laundry. In fact, I will avoid doing laundry until we have all worn every single piece of clean clothing we own. THEN, and only then, will I do laundry. Its a problem.
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i read back to front too. always. mostly because the front is usually all ads and stuff.

and laundry=bane of my existence. i've been known to be down to one pair of underwear before i actually do like, laundry laundry. i do bits and pieces at a time. i hate it.

weird things... i can't sleep with the door open? and i have to face a door. i can't face a window when i sleep.
 
I talk to my dog and pretend he talks back....

Me: Goliath... why isn't this problem on my homework working out?
Goliath: :blink:
Me: No, I already tried that.
Goliath: :blink::blink:
Me: Yeah, you're right, I should leave it alone for a while and try again later. You're so wise.
Goliath: :blink: *gnaws on leg*
Me: Who's so wise? You're so wise! Who's a wise wickle bicky boy? Golly is!
 
LOL too funny...if you talk to my cats they tilt their heads back and forth like they are trying to figure out what you are saying. Its so funny.

AnnieBananie said:
I talk to my dog and pretend he talks back....

Me: Goliath... why isn't this problem on my homework working out?
Goliath: :blink:
Me: No, I already tried that.
Goliath: :blink::blink:
Me: Yeah, you're right, I should leave it alone for a while and try again later. You're so wise.
Goliath: :blink: *gnaws on leg*
Me: Who's so wise? You're so wise! Who's a wise wickle bicky boy? Golly is!
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LOL Golly totally does the head tilt... but he's such a good listener. He sits there until I'm done talking, then goes and does.... weird dog stuff. lol
 
One time a group of us were all headed to Wrigley field for a Cubs game... traffic was slow which is typical when there is a game of some sort in Chicago. Anyways, we decided to take a different route to the game so I got out of the car and ran down the Eisenhower expressway to tell the other car where we were going... that was before cell phones and no I wasn't drunk, lol. Oh yeah, and that was when I was hot and so I had several guys honking and whisling at me from other cars. Oh to be young and carefree again, sigh...
 
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