Remember me whining...

LenaGardner

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about THIS? (I call my wasband's wife flamingo). She doesn't know this. He left me for her after 6 years of marriage. She was 18. She was in middle school when I had Nathaniel. Anyway. She loves flamingos. A LOT. Has them all over their scary house.

So remember me whining about that? Well ANYWAY....

she was due like two days ago. I guess any day now Nathaniel is going to be a big brother again, to a baby boy they are naming Henry. So apparently she is overdue and well, feeling overdue. I don't feel bad.

The point of this post....

I introduce to you....

The cowmingo.

Or.

The flamincow.

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Just think, if she breastfeeds and she happens to be a circus act (I dunno, acrobat, perhaps)... she'll look EXACTLY like that cow.

Was that catty?

It was.

*slinks away*
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you soooooooooooooooooo need a tee with that on it! just for the sake of a REALLY good inside joke! pahaha
 
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