QOTD - Naughty Kids - 11.30.15

[LeeAndra]

After dealing with the last week and a half of my 18mo being naughty 20x a day, I need a sympathy thread!

What's the most epically naughty thing one of your kids ever did? Please share details.

While Nate is naughty a lot, it is mostly just not listening and getting into things he shouldn't and not legend-making (THANK GOODNESS!!)... yet.

When Ellie was 3, she was in a big gurl bed & used to get up in the middle of the night and be awake for hours. Sometimes, she would come in and get me, but sometimes she wouldn't. She would play or look at books in her room so she wasn't always being loud enough to wake me. One night, she got into the bathroom, climbed up on the counter, and got baby powder ALL OVER including the mirror, countertop, bathtub, the rug, and left little powdery footprints leading back to her room. She also managed to turn the water on so some of the baby powder was wet. What a 'fun' surprise to wake up to as I was trying to get ready for work!

 

[Valgal]

Oh gosh, what a mess. That little turkey

When Eden was 3 she was mad because I wouldn't let her play Monopoly Jr. with me and Johnny. She stomped away, then ran back over to us, grabbed a wad of Johnny's money and before I could catch her she shoved it down the air vent. Then promptly put HERSELF in a time-out.

 

[Kiana]

ROFL!! At both of these!!!!!

Funny Naughty--my little ones were about 2&3 and we had a Betta Fish, well they thought it needed to eat and proceeded to pour ALL of the jar of fish food in then came and got us because they knew it didn't look quite "right" with all that gunk floating. LOL.

Really naughty- dealing with a runaway teen, rebellious and totally thinking they KNOW IT ALL!!!! I won't go into too many details, let's just say it was a LONG few years until she was 18 and legally could leave our house.

 

[lovely1m]

For funny naughty, when Nicholas was not quite 2, he shoved about 3-4 entire rolls of toilet paper into the toilet. He was so proud of himself, too.

 

[glumirk]

When my middle daughter was a baby, I tried to hop in for a quick shower, so I put her safely in her crib and gave her 2 yo brother some toys so I could get clean. After a quick shower I walked into the room to find that he had climbed into her crib and reached the baby powder and got it all over her and the crib. Vacuuming that mess was the last straw for our old hand-me-down vacuum.

My middle daughter loves to paint and does a pretty good job keeping it clean, so it's a good activity to give to her while I get something done. She had just bought one of those $1 paint kits with two pages to paint and the 6 paint pots. She asked me to close them as I was heading to the basement to fold laundry, and when I came up the toddler was awake so I got her and totally forgot about the paints. The table and my roulpat got a good coating, as well as the toddler. It was extra tragic because she had purchased the paints herself, but luckily it pretty much turned every color purple, and she likes purple, so complete disaster diverted.

 

[renatasluis]

Coloring on the wall next to the stairs.together with daughter of friends, dont know their age, a long time ago. Is 17 now.
the youngest one looked inside a cookbook of jamie oliver, jamies itialian, and decided to write his own recipe in it

 

[Kjersti]

I was upstairs putting away laundry and when I came back down Elyse (she must have been three) had somehow climbed onto the counter and started emptying all of my spices onto the floor. Everything smelled like cinnamon!!

 

[Valgal]

ROFL!!

Really naughty- dealing with a runaway teen, rebellious and totally thinking they KNOW IT ALL!!!! I won't go into too many details, let's just say it was a LONG few years until she was 18 and legally could leave our house.

Ouch. That's rough. One of my boys (when he was about 14-15)used to get angry when we were driving and jump out of the van at stoplights. THAT pissed me off big time. So one time I just drove off and left him. :blink: