oh spammers how I love thee..

lauren grier

lauren grier

you're like stars
lol you know... my spam has taken an amusing turn lately. You know, there's the usual .. last all night long! make your wang 10x longer, or the classic dear beloved in christ please accept this 10 million dollars on my behalf..

but lately.. I've been getting tons, and I mean tons.. of emails about...
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Colon cleansing ^_^
 
i got one of those too,lol

or i get some from 'russian women' looking to meet single american men, lol
 
Well I can find my true love as a Christian dater. I feel really excited about the possibilities.
 
LOL, today I found out that the Late Engr. Jurgen Krugger left me USD$30, 100,000.00 in his will. Aren't I lucky? Gotta love spam and scams.
 
I get some seriously weird subject lines in my spam folder. Such as "You acted stupid. I taped". And upon opening it, it says "Warning!! Problems in bed can lead a man to horrible consequences and destroy his selfespect! Don't let it happen to you! Try our boosting solutions and your desire-o-meter will always go off-scale".

Seriously, I want that job. Spam writer.
 
ROTFL! Those are great....

And perhaps La, you need a good cleaning, and it's safe to say Annie does need to enlarge her penis! I feel like crap and needed a laugh... this did it (so thanks girls!) :P
 
I get one of those ones where Im left 9,800,000,000 (or some other huge amount) nearly everyday!! I should be a gazillionaire by now LOL
 
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