OH MY LANDS!!!

[lizzyfizzy]

my new favorite game!!

go to google and type in the search area "search for chuck norris"

then click "i'm feeling lucky"

ahahahahahahahahaha!!

soooo funny!

and remember: chuck norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd, nobody fools chuck norris. :thumbup:

(this is your cue to post random chuck norris jokes...after you do the google thing of course.)

 

[MandaBean]

Hey Lizzy..when the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Becca Bonneville]

Did you know??

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[scarletsierra]

Oh yeah, and also don't forget that...

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[ZaCola3]

My Zak LOVES Chuck Norris and has this site bookmarked on our computer...He CRACKS up, whenever he is laughing uncontrolably at the computer I know he is watching Chuck Norris...NUT BALL!

 

[joelsgirl]

OMGosh, I love this!

I found this fact totally interesting:

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

 

[AKD]

TFS! That was hilarious!

Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

 

[jessica31876]

mine came up....Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

 

[digideb]

Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[Jennilyn]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

 

[lizzyfizzy]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

[kscwgirl]

bwahaha

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

[Jennilyn]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.

 

[iJenny]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.

ohmyword! This one is HILARIOUS!!! Here's mine...

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

 

[lizzyfizzy]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

i can't take this!!! ahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[lizzyfizzy]

all of you are so fun to play with!!! i love it!!! :thumbup:

 

[iJenny]

Oh man I could do these all day long... Here's a few more gems for your giggling pleasure..

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

and finally...

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.