New Nickname for your DH

LOL!!! My DH is Warty Tits...
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Ok I love this....he has cauliflower ear from wrestling too :)

Old name: Robert
Endearing pet name:
Hulky Ears

Usage: "Awww, did my little Hulky Ears have a rough day at work?"

EDIT: I did my name..Christine and got Jiggly A_s................not too sure about that one, my butt is big butt not that jiggly
 
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OK, hilarious! DH is "Boo-boo Head", while I am either "Extremely Large Nubs" (that was going by my real first name) or "Infertile Ass" (going by "Bree").
 
ROFL Bree... I was "Infertile Thighs"... not so endearing if you ask me. lol

OMG Kat... "Warty Tits" ROFLMAO!
 
funny!! :D

Old name: Dennis

Endearing pet name: Large Nipples (why the heck not?!)

as in..."Awww, did my little Large Nipples have a rough day at work?"
 
OMG, I about peed my pants! Dh's name is Wiley, and he's been teased all his life for his big ears! He even makes fun of them... his cutesy pet name...
Extremely Large Ears
Usage: "Awww, did my little Extremely Large Ears have a rough day at work?"


That is too funny!
by my real name - Brienne, I'm Honey Melons!
by Brie I'm Sloth Nubs...wth are sloth nubs?!?! lmao.

This was fun, thanks for the link!! All these names are cracking me up!

(Bree, just curious, what is your real name?)

OMG, Paula, Hamster Crotch and Naughty Cha Cha's! That is too funny!
 
LMAO..this is so funny!! My DH is Sweet Daddy & I am Poo-Poo Jubblies. I know my DH will get a kick out of my nickname, too funny! Thanks for the link.
 
HA!! Ok here is mine

Hubby:
Old name: Phillip

Endearing pet name:
Sloth Nipples

Usage: "Awww, did my little Sloth Nipples have a rough day at work?"

Sloth nipples?! LMAO!!

Mine (using my actual first name, Rebecca lol):
Old name: Rebecca

Endearing pet name:
Creamy Thighs

Usage: "Awww, did my little Creamy Thighs have a rough day at work?"

And if I used Becca is was Poo Poo Head! LOL!!
 
Dh got Poopy Anus and I got Poopy Booty, I think they are trying to tell us that we are both full of it :p :p wonder what Lukas's is lol. Hugs Crystal xx

Edited to add his was Chunky toes lol.
 
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Umm... "Bouncy A.nus"...I'm sure he'd LOVE that! LMAO I put in my name and got Donkey Pants....lovely. LOL
 
Wow, I'm surprised that I haven't seen any repeats...

DH IRL is Tory. New nickname - Poo-poo Pants (I don't think he will go for it!)

LMAO!!!!
 
lmao!! DH is Round A.nus!!! hahahaha!
"Awww, did my little Round Anus have a rough day at work?"

I am Bouncy Huevos! (Gee, I wish mine were still bouncy, lmao!)
 
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