LMAO...so I was crusing the internet...

[Angie4b1g]

lololol I'm crying over here.

 

[iJenny]

personally.. I don't like fruit OR nuts in my salad!! :thumbup:

Sweet 8lb baby Jesus. You ladies have me literally laughing out loud. So much, in fact that I just WOKE UP my six-year-old who sleepily looked at me cracking up in front of my computer monitor and promptly turned on his heel and put himself back to bed.

Napoleon and Simmons and Abraham Lincoln, oh my!

 

[*Kelly*]

*still laughing on this end* Once in awhile something funny does pop in my brain.

 

[Mandy]

personally.. I don't like fruit OR nuts in my salad!! :thumbup:

There's no nuts in a Simmons Salad! :mellow:

 

[lizzyfizzy]

personally.. I don't like fruit OR nuts in my salad!! :thumbup:

OH CRAP!! are you trying to kill me?!?

 

[Angie4b1g]

He's got droopy greasy balls, I just know it.

 

[lizzyfizzy]

...with tiny little curly pubs that match his hair.

and you know they are down there sweatin' with the damn 'oldie'.

 

[Mandy]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG! How did this thread go so South?
Oh thats right...Robin and her anti pants movement.

 

[iJenny]

...with tiny little curly pubs that match his hair.

and you know they are down there sweatin' with the damn 'oldie'.

OOOOHHHH!!! No you di'nt!!!!

Seriously, I have TEARS rolling down my cheeks. I just went pee and I STILL might pee my pants!!

Stop! You're killing me!!

 

[lizzyfizzy]

she should've known better than to leave us with a thread of this caliber. our tiny messed up minds can't handle a no pants thread like adults. no way.

 

[iJenny]

He's got droopy greasy balls, I just know it.

Oh my... I seriously want to poke out my mind's eye right about now...

LOL

 

[Mandy]

This thread is reminding me of this sketch.

 

[iJenny]

This thread is reminding me of this sketch.

I knew which sketch you were talking about before I even clicked the link. LOL

 

[lizzyfizzy]

one of my fave of all time!!!

 

[Angie4b1g]

I was thinking more like this one

 

[Mandy]

I was thinking more like this one

The first time I saw that, I laughed so hard I got sick. LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[Angie4b1g]

ME TOO!

 

[breakingbrie]

omg, you girls are seriously killing me

 

[SamaraGugler]

I threw up a little in my mouth.....

 

[*Kelly*]

do you think his puuuubs are round, poofy and afro like.. sorta like his hairdo? I'm wondering.. that pic of him in the salad, was that some freaky sex pic that got 'leaked'? *eww* *greasy droopy balls* :blink: :blink:

 

[*Kelly*]

let's change OUR avi's to the richard salad! see if anyone notices or asks about it

 

[Angie4b1g]

I'd prefer not to ponder.

He's an old man, tho, maybe they're just bald now.

 

[Mandy]

La needs to draw a Simmons QT with pants around his ankles hugging a QT of Robin with pants around her ankles and a little word bubble that says something about how Magical it is having no pants.

 

[*Kelly*]

Holly Hell this is HILARIOUS!!!

The first time I saw that, I laughed so hard I got sick. LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[Tracie Stroud]

Oh my goodness, I am dying over here! LMBO!!!

 

[cindyg]

The first time I saw that, I laughed so hard I got sick. LOL!!!!!!!!

OMG! I was crying I was laughing so hard.

 

[breakingbrie]

La needs to draw a Simmons QT with pants around his ankles hugging a QT of Robin with pants around her ankles and a little word bubble that says something about how Magical it is having no pants.

ROFLMAO

 

[crystalbella77]

Oh my word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This whole thread is seriously the funniest ever!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! I am so dying!!

 

[krystalhartley]

oh.my.gosh. That Who's Line sketch had me rolling...my kids even complained I was being too loud.

 

[iJenny]

Holy inuendo, Batman! THAT was HILARIOUS!! I haven't laughed that hard since... well, since Lizzy said "pubes" a few comments back. lol

This is officially my favorite thread EVER!!

 

[*Kelly*]

what is the correct spelling of pubes?? As a teacher, I sit and am pondering this.. is it pubs (long U sound but looks more like pub aka a bar), is it pubes (long u spelt U_e) *lol* anyone? *I NEED A LIFE*

 

[lizzyfizzy]

I was thinking more like this one

i am now sitting in my own urine thanks to this. hoooooooooly craaaaap. my face hurts!!!

 

[EveRecinella]

So my first thought is how in the world do you stumble across this? What would you have to google to find this? LOL!

LOL that was my first thought also!! LOL

 

[Angie4b1g]

Here's my spelling question of the day - crude as it is.

If leak --> leaky
and flake --> flakey
etc

How you describe something that is filled/covered with puss.

I was trying to say that something was er.. puss-ish the other day and I'm just not sure how you spell that. LOL

Can you believe I've never had a jet skiing lesson?