LENA!!!

lizzyfizzy

lizzyfizzy

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what. the. heck. is. up. with. your. avie.

i just urinated in my favorite p.j. pants from excessive laughter.

you friggin KILL me.
 
Well we may not be able to sweep Florida...I think they like the flamingos there...but I'm not afraid to be controversial. What state wouldn't like extra fizz? It's all about sticking to the important issues.
 
probably not, since they're pink and awkward and refuse to sleep on both legs. it just doesn't fit into our campaign, jessica. maybe next go round when/if they're less flamingoish.

i mean. i don't want to stir that water (unlike my running mate...she's a bit more...hmmm...how do i say it...ah...yes...liberal...spirited, if i may).
 
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Yeah, sorry jessica...see...let me explain it for you.

There's a special spot in the fiery underworld for anything that is pepto-bismol pink. Many things go in this category...here are a few of them:

pepto-bismol itself (duh.)
flamingos
while-you-were-out pads (you know the ones I'm talking about...ugh)

There are many more.

But feel free to exercise your civic duty...there are other candidates who are much more open minded to pink things. I'm not going to start the mudslinging now. It's not even October.
 
This whole thread is reminding me of something a good friend said, after noticing her outfit had too much pink:
"Ack. I feel so Pepto-Bismol" :D
 
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