I present to you the new myspace angle..

lauren grier

you're like stars
ie. what i am dubbing.. LOOK AT MY EAR LOBE!
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i've gained some weight the past 6 months due to health + stress crap and am feeling super down on myself.. and didn't want to take a new photo......

this was one of my apparent solution options.. hahaha. i've decided, that i am an idiot.. and that being a woman just sucks.
 
well. two things....
1. you're simply all kinds of schmexy... no matter the angle. period.
and
2. myspace is still around?? dude. who knew?
 
Ha, ha, earlobes are definitely underrated ... as soon as I manage to part with my goat, I will certainly be following suit, lol.
 
I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be looking at or what the effect is, but I like your earlobe?
 
You are not an idiot... but yes, being a woman definitely sucks.

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Not sure the ear angle makes me look any thinner, tho.... :p (and obviously, this is my fave cardigan)
 
I looked in photobucket for one, but the only one that I could find has about 2 feet of cleavage... so yeah. lol
 
Impossible? Ha! Try boobs full of milk for a one year old who is cutting molars and is currently refusing solids 90% of the time. Aint nothing got control of these suckers right now.
 
It makes you neck look all long and smexy. I have no neck...so it wouldn't be a good angle for me. lol

I wouldn't be looking at your neck anyways. LOL Either your eyes or boobs get me every time. LOL

Now I feel the need to take an earlobe picture to be part of the cool crowd. LOL
 
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