I Have No Words

Siryn

Siryn

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...well maybe a few. Now I'm not trying to bash anyone's religion or anything - I firmly believe that everyone is entitled to worship in whatever way they choose. But um, this lady is crazy.

A 648-page book written in ALL CAPS! ? ? ? And it's $135?!?!

Ya seriously gotta read some of the customer reviews - I was literally laughing out loud.

BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL...

:blink:
 
And ALSO......

Oh.
My.
Stinkin.
Heck.

Although part of me says more power to her for putting it out on her own. She's obviously very passionate about it.

But still. ALL CAPS?! SERIOUSLY?! No one will read it!
 
I'm pretty sure that if my God anointed someone to write a book for him, it would make sense. - Strike 1

I'm also pretty sure that God gets upset when anything he anoints someone to write, gets changed. - Strike 2

True, by avoiding this book you will miss out on the precise location of the heretical surfboard worshipped by the British royal family and the sinister significance of Abe Lincoln's unholy quadrille. You will also miss out on the explanation of why the Hairy-Eared Dwarf Lemur is really God's own tree-dwelling angel-on-earth and on the coded instructions showing how to grow a prize-winning mushroom, which the author cunningly gleaned from a close textural analysis of St. Paul's third birthday card to the Corinthians. - Strike 3

Yer OUT!
 
Reading the "reviews" is good times. :D Oh, pardon me, I mean,

READING THE "REVIEWS" IS GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!
 
LOL--seriously? Who knows if the book is written in all caps--the few reviews I read were hilarious, but I don't think any of the "reviewers" had actually read it.
 
Joan said:
Reading the "reviews" is good times. :D Oh, pardon me, I mean,

READING THE "REVIEWS" IS GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!
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THat made me LOL, Joan.

THe list of things other customers viewed after viewing this page:
The Bush Boom: How a Misunderestimated President Fixed a Broken Economy
Uranium Ore

Hmmm...is there a connection?
 
this reminds me of an old standup comedian's routine i saw once that ended basically that even nutters are afraid of religious nutters - not saying that in an offensive way, religion is fine, but i think it's clear from the comments as well that this woman is not only a religious nut, but a caps lock nut
 
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