I am now accepting..

lauren grier

lauren grier

you're like stars
marriage proposals.. ^_^

since annie said the "timing is not right" ..

everyone needs to get to woo'ing la..


whoever is the best at woo'ing... will not only win my heart, but I'll offer up a free product of your choice to the "winner" haha



I'll be waiting.


ready

set

go
 
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There. I win.:p
 
Libby Weifenbach said:
So are you and Shawna divorced now? You two seemed so perfect together. ;)
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Um.... THANK YOU libster for pointing out the obvious here....


.... sigh... i was just making a todo list for the night, i guess i'm going to have to add "Cry into your pillow for hours on end" to the list....

wow, worst breakup ever... :crying:
 
lol lol

shawna dearie.. we have that understanding remember... anyway, you cheat on me all the time. I have lots of love to spread around.. it's only fair.
 
the only thing i understand right now... is that i was blissfully married to you one second... and suddenly i'm getting replaced by some other ho!

sigh...
 
I can be just as fun as La. And *I* wouldn't stray. Of course, I don't look half as hot with pink hair as she does. I hope that won't be an issue.
 
Shawna Clingerman said:
Ohhh libby baby! I've always thought you were super hot! lets flirt and make lauren jealous... um.. i mean... lauren who!?!

(see la! i can replace you too!)
:p
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At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna... :wub:
 
Robin Carlton said:
At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna... :wub:
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HAHAHA!!! WOOO!!! I AM into that sort of thing! (yummmm) Heck, Lyle and Bean can play too, and my new fling Libster of course...

la... are you interested in 10 tatas and some chocolate batter??
 
pfft..

yeh..

that.


look how quickly you jumped on board with the tatas and brownies.

I feel no remorse.

you didn't even fight for me.



see what I mean about being neglected.
 
Well in Shawna's defense, it IS hard to resist tatas and brownies. I mean seriously, you can't possibly blame her for that.

We know where her heart lies (I have a feeling I'm a rebound fling.)
 
o.m.g i'm in tears over here you guys are hilarious lol.

oh and I totally don't count for the free product but what about:
jared_leto_06.jpg
 
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*stares deep into your eyes*

*commences sending you obscure subliminal messages having nothing to do with this thread*


"Monkeys make fine pets"

"Buy all ConAgra products"

"Annie deserves stuff from you because she is a shameless whore and/or mooch and took a jock strap to the face earlier"

"OJ Simpson wears ladies underpants... very large ladies underpants"

"You will stop smoking crack"

"You will start smoking crack"

"Now you will stop again"

"Change your name to Ortho Evra"

"Pretend to be a moose... or mousse, your choice"

"You will stop stalking Jared Leto"

"Or will you?"

"Oh yes, Annie can go on like this forever..."
 
AnnieBananie said:
*stares deep into your eyes*

*commences sending you obscure subliminal messages having nothing to do with this thread*


"Monkeys make fine pets"

"Buy all ConAgra products"

"Annie deserves stuff from you because she is a shameless whore and/or mooch and took a jock strap to the face earlier"

"OJ Simpson wears ladies underpants... very large ladies underpants"

"You will stop smoking crack"

"You will start smoking crack"

"Now you will stop again"

"Change your name to Ortho Evra"

"Pretend to be a moose... or mousse, your choice"

"You will stop stalking Jared Leto"

"Or will you?"

"Oh yes, Annie can go on like this forever..."
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i just laughed so freaking hard! ...i'm pretty sure annie's been eating the brownies....
 
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