Hahahahaha...I Can't Stop Laughing!!

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ditzyscrap

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My friend just sent me this and I can't stop laughing...do it and type your answer below...

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June ----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born :
1 --------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motercycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8 ---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, and post it!

Mine was:

I jumped on my best friend's boyfriend in my car because I'm cool like that!

Hahahahhahaa. Amuse me with yours, please!!
 
I love these!

I jumped on a football player in line at the bank because I am a ninja!

Apparently, I have been hanging around with Lizzy too much lately :p

-Diana
 
So, I did it for my best friend (though I had to guess what color of shirt she's wearing) because I didn't think she'd appreciate me texting her "I jumped on your boyfriend..." haha...anyway so I did hers to see what it would say:

I smelled my mobile phone in my car because I'm AWESOME!

DH's is: I karate chopped a fireman in the elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
DS's is: I yelled at a stuffed animal on your car because the voices told me to
DD's is: I licked a fireman under your bed because I'm NOT crazy
 
Oh yeah? Well... I smelled my best friend's boyfriend in my car because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader!
 
I had lunch with my neighbor under your bed because that's how I roll.

Andrew: I karate chopped Chuck Norris in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.

JP: I ran over your mom in line at the bank because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Devin: I yelled at a spoon on your car because I'm a Ninja!
 
I yelled at my mobile phone in a hole because I think I need some serious help.

Ok, who's been looking in my personal files :p
 
Mine: I did the Macarena with a stuffed animal in a hole because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

DH's: I loved my mobile phone in your bathroom because I'm cool like that.

Ava's: I kicked a fireman at the dinner table because I'm NOT crazy.

OMG! That literally made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes (especially mine!!)!!! I LOVE IT!
 
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Mine: I smelled your mom at the dinner table because that's how I roll.

DH: I karate chopped an iPod sliding down a hill because that's how I roll.

Kaylie: I ran over a banana in my car because that's how I roll.

Kelsie: I karate chopped a fireman under your bed because I'm NOT crazy.

Kyle: I jumped on a phone in an elevator because I can.
 
Ok... don't get any ideas about me....

I licked your mom at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want...
 
I karate chopped a ninja in line at the bank because I'm sexy and I do what I want - booyah! :thumbup:

okay, so just how many of us had to LOOK at our shirt to see what color we are wearing?? haha
 
ME: I loved an iPod On your car because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

DD: I kicked my mobile phone In a hole because the voices told me to.

DS: I jumped on a banana at the dinner table because that's how I roll.

DH: I yelled at your mom in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.
 
ME: I smelled a goat on your car because I'm AWESOME!

DH: I did the Macarena With a goat in line at the bank because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
 
I kicked a goat under your bed because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

(apparently I'm willing to abuse animals if the price is right)
 
LMAO!!

I ran over a stuffed animal sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
 
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