Funny (and embarassing) story

Tracie Stroud

Tracie Stroud

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Michael and I beat each other up last night. :blink: No, not really.

He was sitting at the computer reading an article, so I sat in his lap to give him some snugglin'. There was a crack in one of the office chair legs (the rolling kind), which I knew about but forgot. Well, our combined weight was too much. :o The leg broke and we both went flying. My arm came down on one of K's little wooden chairs and I landed flat on my back on the floor. Somehow my head hit Michael's nose and busted it. :o He was bleeding all over the place! I was on the floor literally crying in pain (and I have passed kidney stones and given birth!) and he was running back and forth between me and the bathroom trying to stop his nose bleeding and trying to make sure I was ok. I had to take a pain pill to sleep! I really thought I might have fractured my elbow, since I couldn't move it at all.

It's a little better today, but I have a huge purple bruise on my elbow and in 1 spot between my elbow and my shoulder. Michael's nose is still swollen. :o

I guess I'll be more careful when I pick spots for snuggling up next time. :rolleyes:
 
LOL, Tracie!! That's kinda funny to picture, but definitely not funny that you both got hurt!! I hope you guys are okay!!!
 
Oh wow!! Now that would've been a sight to see! LOL! Glad no one was seriously hurt, and hope you both get feeling better real quick!
 
OH WOW, Tracie! That's some interesting, uumm...'roughousing'! :p

Hope you both recover quickly!

Be a little more gentle with him next time;)
 
Okay, my mind is totally gutter-ific.

When hovering over your thread, this is what I got:

"Michael and I beat each other up last night. No, not really.

He was sitting at the computer reading an article, so I sat in his lap to give him..."

:blink:

hahahahahahahhahahahaha
Now ALLLLLLL your minds are in the gutter!!

Me = Not Lonely
 
Bryn! :o :blink: Get your mind out of the gutter, girl! :p It was totally "innocent" snuggling. It didn't last long, anyway. :p

Voodoo_Bryn said:
Okay, my mind is totally gutter-ific.

When hovering over your thread, this is what I got:

"Michael and I beat each other up last night. No, not really.

He was sitting at the computer reading an article, so I sat in his lap to give him..."

:blink:

hahahahahahahhahahahaha
Now ALLLLLLL your minds are in the gutter!!

Me = Not Lonely
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oh no!! as funny as that is i hope your elbow is ok! dennis and i can get silly sometimes too and i usually end up hurting myself on something stupid! LOL!
 
OMG, glad that you both aren't super disabled! :p I will remember from now on to be very careful when and where I snuggle with my DH :D
 
Omg! LOL! That's SO funny!

I tend to get beat up at work (bridge inspections are hazardous! LOL!) so it LOOKS like Jordan beats me, but he doesn't, lol.
 
OUCH! That must've really hurt! Rae bonked me on the nose when she was about a year old, it was horrid, I think I broke my nose, but the doctor I saw was a moron, told me I had sinus congestion. I was like, yeah, I do. It's blood, didn't you hear me say my baby hurt me LOL :D

I hope you both feel better soon!
 
so totally something that would happen in this house too! Des and I will roughhouse with the boys, and it always ends up with ME getting hurt somehow!! Well, except for the one time I attempted to literally take my husband's eyeball out (I took a chunk out of his cornea with my fingernail - EWWWW!!!).

Oh, and we broke my fancy purple computer chair the same way ... innocent snuggling on a plastic chair, combined weight of over 300lbs = disaster.
 
Oh my goodness! Of course not yet... bet this will be a great story later on.

On a serious note... you should get an Xay on your arm just to be sure there isn't a fracture.

Hope you both feel better soon!
 
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