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LeeAndra

LeeAndra

Sweet Shoppe SugarBabe
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK ft. AKON'S 'Put It On My Tab'

Hey, sexy body, keepin' low key, is with nobody
Chillin' in the spot, so hot
Fellas walk by ya and they wanna try
To get up in your face and holler
Talk about what they got

Don't they know that you're not the type of
Girl to take 'em home for one night
You just came to have a drink

Chorus:
Put it on my tab, I'm buying, I'm sending a bottle your way
Put it on my tab cause you had a long day
Put it on my tab, I'm buying, I'm sending another your way
Put it on my tab, keep doing your thing
Put it on my tab, oh..

Hey, pretty lady, lookin' at you,
I'm thinking maybe I can slide up and talk
Feel my active, feeling attraction,
Gotta brother thinking of asking if I could know your name,
Your age, your sign, what's on your mind

You might think that I'm the type of cat,
That wants to hit it tonight
But I just came to have a drink

Chorus

Akon: Hey Mr. Bartender, please make a pina colada
Hold the alcohol, please
And whatever baby girl is sippin' on right there,
You can tell her drink is on me
'Cause we got money to burn, as if it really grow on trees
'Cause her beautiful body got me willing to party
And she got a big hold on me
She's holding, oh yes, she's holding
Holding on as much as I'm holding back
Steady, tryin' to keep her mind on me
You're the reason why I'm tossing these stacks
As a matter of fact, tonight the drinks free

:D :D :D
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahaha omg I love it. I totally just choked on my water!

ETA: Are you aware of the antics that happened this weekend? Or is this just cuz of that guy at the bachelorette party 2 weeks ago? LOL! Either way, I'm STILL laughing!
 
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Nope, just from before.

I had my own PG rated bachelorette party this weekend to attend so I'm not up on your wedding antics. :)
 
Oh that's right! How did that go??

Long story short, one of the hottest guys we knew in college (who is still one of the hottest guys I know) spent the entire night trying to get me to go home with him (or, take him home), and he didn't care that I had a ring on my finger. He kept saying things like it doesn't matter, you should come home with me, well if you change your mind you should call me right away, let's go back to your place Brady, etc etc. Absolutely hysterical, but also the biggest ego boost of my life, LOL!
 
Oh, and I don't think everyone knows the story from 2 weeks ago at the bachelorette party.

The 5 of us girls go out to this huge bar in Ocean City, MD (Seacrets, if anyone knows the area). Towards the end of the night, I go up by myself to get a drink at the bar, order it, pay for it. I'm putting my change back in my purse, when all of a sudden there's a man standing right to my right, with either arm around me and on the bar. He's standing so close to me that I can't even see his face cuz it's too close for my eyes to focus.

He says "I've got a tab" (Remember, I JUST paid for this drink and am putting my change away).
Me: That's ok.
He stays where he is for a few seconds.
Him: So gimme a kiss.
Me: No thanks.

I WANTED to say "Really?? Has that EVER worked?!?! And don't offer to pay for my drink when you JUST watched me pay for it myself you moron! I'm not that hammered that I'd forget I paid for it myself and suddenly want to jump your bones!" but he had already tucked tail and ran back to his friends.

Effing hysterical.
 
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