SmallMoments
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Do NOT buy watermelon from Walmart. Unless you like snakes.
We were getting sand for Luke's sandbox tonight and there was this huge crowd gathered around the watermelon crate. Hm. People do love their watermelon, I guess.
Then I hear, "Dude! He's a fast little booger! He's under there!"
Ummmm... excuse me?
Then I hear, "At least it's not a python."
UMMMMM... EXCUSE ME????
I grabbed what I needed and got my bootie out of that store. YIKES! While we were checking out, they managed to grab it. It was a corn snake? They're not from around here, so I know nothing about them. Okay I don't know anything about any snakes. But they were going to release him OUTSIDE THE STORE. Hello!!! You are a bunch of geniuses!!!
We were getting sand for Luke's sandbox tonight and there was this huge crowd gathered around the watermelon crate. Hm. People do love their watermelon, I guess.
Then I hear, "Dude! He's a fast little booger! He's under there!"
Ummmm... excuse me?
Then I hear, "At least it's not a python."
UMMMMM... EXCUSE ME????
I grabbed what I needed and got my bootie out of that store. YIKES! While we were checking out, they managed to grab it. It was a corn snake? They're not from around here, so I know nothing about them. Okay I don't know anything about any snakes. But they were going to release him OUTSIDE THE STORE. Hello!!! You are a bunch of geniuses!!!