Check out this website!!

I'm so addicted to checking out that site every day. One of my recent faves was "My mouth tastes like poor choices."

Some really funny stuff posted on there.
 
It's my absolute favorite website right now. My friends and I post texts from there on each other's facebook pages all day long, lol.

Like this one. DIED laughing.
(801): see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
(1-801): wait.... you do what?
 
Best one EVA! LOL

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
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I'd never seen that site before but omg, people are crazy! hahaha

This one cracked me up:
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

:D
 
LOL!!!

(216): when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
(1-216): damn...impressive bar tab
(216): no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
 
EveRecinella said:
Best one EVA! LOL
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Omg Eve, my bro and I DIED with that one!

Honestly, I spend way too much reading through them. If you have hours to kill, just keep going through the pages. check the archives too, there is some funny sh*t on that site, lol.
 
You must be a loser if:

(303): My hand turned me down


Okay - I know - raunchy, but I laughed out loud at that one!
 
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Darcy almost the whole site is raunchy, lol. That's why I find it so hysterical! Plus, lots of memories of college. :p
 
(281): How do you j**k off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that

That made me laugh!

And this one:
(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
 
I am dying. I love this site. :D

(650): Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

(802): Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
(802): Tonite tequila might call you
(802): Be prepared

k, cannot stop giggling. :D :D
 
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