can I just say....

stayawake

stayawake

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BABIES ARE GROSS!!!!


So I;m sitting here with my six month old in my lap, he's taking a bottle while I surf, when he was squriming so much I sat him up. He had a few good burps, and then... this RUMBLE... came from his bottom. Then a SQUISH and as he was sitting up on my lap, poop came out of the TOP OF HIS SHIRT AND HIS SLEAVES!!! how did that happen?! UG. I finally got him cleaned up, I think.
 
This had me ROLLING!!

And is further proof of why for now, I only like other ppl's babies and don't need any of my own :p Someone else can deal with projectile poop. That's just crazy!
 
LOl, thats hilarious!!! I have dealt with alot of poopie inccidents but never has it come out of her sleeves!! ROTFL!!!
 
Well I think when the bottom is pressed against some surface, the poop has nowhere to go but up..happens to me ALL the time. :)
 
ROFLOL
I will be stuck with that image in my head all afternoon now!!!
(it is always more hysterical when it happens to someone else isn't it?)
 
That is the WORST thing about newborns. I can deal with the no sleep thing, but the projectile poop--disgusting. And it's such a gross color too...
 
And they mocked me Saturday afternoon when I didn't want to hold the couple days old baby...

THIS STORY IS PRECISELY WHY. DEE-SGUSTING.
 
I can honestly say that after 4 kids that has never happened to me...yet I still have one in diapers (and he's only 14 weeks so he'll be in them for a while) but I do feel for ya....nothing is grosser then someone else's poop..... :thumbdown:
 
mummytothree said:
I can honestly say that after 4 kids that has never happened to me...yet I still have one in diapers (and he's only 14 weeks so he'll be in them for a while) but I do feel for ya....nothing is grosser then someone else's poop..... :thumbdown:
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i'm not even that fond of my own . . .
 
OMG :blink: I laughed so hard I scared all the cats and DH and now I have to go to bed with this imaged burned into my brain...ewwwwww!!!!
 
Sorry everyone for the disgusting post!

No wait.
I'm not sorry for any of you.
*I* am the one who had to clean it up! :p

And yeah, May in Ontario is not warm enough to hose him down outside. I just ploped him in the sink and tried to scrape off his shirt and all the grossness with some baby wipes. But he's a happy little guy now. I am just in awe at gravity defying excreatment!
 
Yeah, it really is amazing what poop can do. I always hated cleaning that up too. Though it never went as far as armpits - that's impressive, little man! Must have had some mega pressure! LOL!

The furthest my kids ever got it was halfway up their backs.
 
stayawake said:
BABIES ARE GROSS!!!!


So I;m sitting here with my six month old in my lap, he's taking a bottle while I surf, when he was squriming so much I sat him up. He had a few good burps, and then... this RUMBLE... came from his bottom. Then a SQUISH and as he was sitting up on my lap, poop came out of the TOP OF HIS SHIRT AND HIS SLEAVES!!! how did that happen?! UG. I finally got him cleaned up, I think.
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oooooh WOW. Too bad you didnt get that one on camera ;)

the worst I ever had was my then 2 year old pooped while in Cheesecake Factory.... It went all in the highchair, down both lets, into his shoes and socks... It was bad... up his back. I had to strip him butt naked in the parking deck and wipe him down while my Nana ran into the mall to buy him a new outfit. I thought I would just die.
 
I was about to say how funny this was until I smelt a stench coming from my own child...and yep I scored the jackpot :) He must have known I was reading this post. Anyhoo...yes babies ARE gross lol!

Fee :)
 
Maybe it's a 5-6 month thing? I got pooped on the other day same way. No sleevage though. He hadn't a shirt on at the time. No instead...all over my leg. Poor baby lol Omg did he try to get at his hands? Did he want to eat his hands and you're trying to clean and do hands outta the mouth duty at once? I think they aim for it, "He poops, he scores! Up high! Another one for team baby!"
 
Omgsh and did he smile when he did it? I'm bettin he thought he was terrific! They think the alarmed looks on our faces as we frantically clean is apparently the most amusing bit of comedy.
 
OMG! Too funny! I was ROFL! I remember that happening with my 6 yo when she was around 6 mo. I just stuck her in a sink full of water poopie clothes and all and stripped her down there....
 
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