Cake Wrecks

LMAO..best line is..

“Ms. Jones, I’m not gay, you know, I’m British.”

I have never seen this one before..thanks Libbles!
 
omggggggggg... lol. I have never seen this one before. If I get fired for wasting time at work, Miss Libby Lou, I'm blaming you, kk? LOL
 
I just read them all.
Absolutely amazing.

I think the babies butt one was my favorite. But it's such a close call.
 
LOL I really dont know which one I love the most but I have to share one. I wanted to make my daughters first birthday cake. I wanted it to be a teddy bear. I wanted brown frosting. Not so hard right? Well I couldnt find a teddy bear cake mold so I talked to someone I know who deocrates cakes and she told me to make two round cakes and cupcakes for paws and cut one cupcake for the ears. Should have worked right? Wrong!! I HATE chocolate...I mean really hate it so I wanted brown frosting still and could not find brown dye anywhere. I bought food coloring. Mixed up the frosting and came up with a sick shade of grey. Tried some more food coloring. Didnt buy gel food coloring and so it just started getting worse and worse. I was in tears. It was awful. It was the day of the party. I called the bakery. They couldnt do it on such short notice. I was crying worse. My daughter ended up with a greenish-greyish teddy bear. Nope sorry no pictures LOL.

One more story because that shared cake reminded me sooo much of my sister. We were going to buy supplies for her sons and daughters birthday. She was going to order the cake. She was getting half pink and half blue and my neice is screaming she hates pink and does not want pink. Her reasoning?? Because she is not a girl. Hmmm I wonder what exactly are you then? Her answer?? Im a tomboy LMAO
 
Well...I just wasted 15 minutes...

But darn - those were so funny!! I couldn't stop reading them.

Thanks for sharing!! :p
 
LOL!!! I laughed at a LOT of them ... but the one that says "Best Wishes Suzanne Under Neat That We Will Miss You" took the cake!! NO pun intended!
 
I was seriously crying I was laughing so hard at the fireman one. That is the greatest story I've ever heard. Definitely subscribing to this one!
 
How FUNNY!!! I can't believe that woman had life-size cake made of her for her wedding....and that look on her face:glare: - that was too much!

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AND THIS (OMG!):

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/07/inspiration-vs-perspiration.html
 
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