Ahoy there me'hearties!

Darcy Baldwin

Darcy Baldwin

Just a Scrapper
Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day - show us your Pirate Spirit!


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How be it that you talked like a pirate in yer thread title, but when I be openin' it up, thar was nothin' piratish abou-tit! Ye be totally killin' t' scallywag spirit, Darcy!

:D
 
Mandy ye are so right, make er' walk the plank!

Aye Lass what a fun day today be! As well as tomorrow when all the booty is there for me ter see!
 
Well, shiver 'me timbers! Maybe it's piratey goodness just fer me!

NO! SOME scallywag came and stole it all away (but I can still see it in mine). I'll be fixin' it in a piratey minute.
 
Arr, me hearties, tis be funny stuff! LOL. Internation talk like a pirate day??? Who be thinkin' up this silliness?
 
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Arr, me hearties, tis be funny stuff! LOL. Internation talk like a pirate day??? Who be thinkin' up this silliness?
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Avast....International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Corvallis, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.


ARGHHHH!
Their website be buckets o' fun. I be especially likin' the Official Talk Like a Pirate Day song!
 
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil be done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The mate was fixed by the bos’n’s pike

The bos’n’ brained with a marlin spike and

Cookey’s throat was marked belike It

Had been gripped by fingers ten and

There they lay all good dead men like

Break o’ day in a boozing ken

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
 
How much fun be this day? me son loves t' pirate talk especially from t' "Pirates Who Don't Do Anythin'".

Love your avi Darcy!"
 
Ahoy, ye scurvy bilge rats! I'm celebratin' with some grog, and tryin' out some of me new pickup lines fer lasses, from the official website:

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!
 
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