I've had my navel pierced (until pregnancy demanded I take it out!) but never have I ever driven on the "left" side of the road, (British or Australian style!)
I've changed the oil in my vehicle loads of time! (And by that, I mean I took it to the dealership and let them deal with the messy job!) but never have I ever been in a car accident.
I've seen a clam and held one in my hand as it was opening and closing...then I threw it back into the ocean so that it could live...but I've never been fired from a job.
My daughter "adopted" a chicken at the petting zoo farm... told me it was hers and gave it a name and everything... I drew the line when she asked if we could bring it to our place downtown Toronto! But never have I ever been to California