Oh my goodness, what an ordeal! The name alone... Hell's Itch... is bad enough! I'm glad you found a work-around solution! I love the blocked design of your page and all the fun wordy bits to accent the photos.
How miserable! Our friend got Hell's Itch when we were on vacation together at the beach a few years ago, and this year, he was like, I am NOT getting that again! Love how you used some online info to fill some pockets and the cute clusters with the saddish emojis.