From the mouths of babes...

schock77

schock77

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(not sugarbabes, but kids!) I guess it's my fault for explaining too much to my kids, but they are always saying something that either cracks me up or embarrasses me, but this one is a REAL gem. Please share YOUR stories too so I can laugh at someone else!

I was trying to do the 30 day shred (darn you Annie for mentioning it to me because it seriously kicks my butt :p) and Marley notices I'm using small weights. She says "Mom, you're doing it too easy, you need big weights". Just what you want to hear when you are working your tail off. Then my son Jaxon comes up and asks what I'm doing. I reply "I'm exercising" He wants to join in and I explain this type of exercise is to lose weight, and that the exercise he can do is just to help him grow stronger.

So flash forward to today and a green tea weight loss commercial comes on- you know the one that starts with 2 HUGE bellies walking across the screen and my son says "Mom, I think that's what you need." WTF??? Apparently, it says something like do you have unwanted belly fat and need to lose weight he heard "lose weight"... or so he says. I said "Do you think I look like that?!?" and he replied "I don't THINK so...", but still...

I thought I just needed to lose a few pounds from the thighs and butt! Now I need to teach him what NOT to say to women!
 
Haha, I'm sorry...but it's funny! My 6-yo tells me I'm fat randomly...I'm like, where'd THAT come from?! Maybe he means phat...haha. ;)
 
Well with me just having a baby and about 10 of our close friends also expecting we have to watch our 3yo now because she'll go up to people and ask them if they have a baby in their belly too :blink:.
 
LOL oh gosh I cant think of anything right now my kids have said but I know they have said things like that in the past.

oh wait yes I can...my daughter filled out this little questionaire thing for mothers day years ago. It asked questions about me and what I looked like and what she likes about me and her favortie thing we do etc. Well it asked my hair color. She was five. She said I have yellow hair (actually kinda a reddish-blonde but ok to her its yellow) then it asked how much does your mom weigh? She said I weigh eleventy hundred pounds LMAO. She drew a picture of me wearing a bikini and being like 8 months pregnant (which I was) and it looked like I had wings because of how she drew my arms. Oh it was so sweet but also soooo funny!! Ohhh and when asked what does mommy do everyday? My lovely sweet daughter said she cleans our house
 
My husband and I play a lot of cards and board games. We have a big jar of pennies that we use for playing poker. At one point my son was totally fascinated by the penny jar. He was telling a friend of ours about mom and dad's jar of pennies. Then he said "they use it to play 'phooker' " which sounded like 'hooker'. Our friend says, "ooooh so your mom and dad play hooker," and Jamin says, "Yes and sometimes my dad plays it on the computer."

I was mortified.
 
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lol Lukas had a health thing at school and has been telling me ever since that I need to go on a diet and lose weight, when I tried to use the excuse that some of that weight is the baby he replied "my baby brother is sat at the front in your tummy not on your bum". It's a good job he's cute :p
 
yah.. abby has done that to me before.. she poked my belly and i told her it came from her and her brother.. and she goes.. well then who made your butt fat? :blink: Nice kid, real nice. :D :D :D
 
My Child says I pee from my butt. And at the garage sale last weekend told a lady that came by that she is FAT huh? I about died!
 
These are SO cute!

Emma hasn't really said anything mean lately...she just asks TONS of questions. "Mom, what's that boys name?" "Mom, why's that lady got a cane?" "Mom, why's that man wearing glasses?" on and on and on.
 
yep we have those kind of talks too! lol at least one son is beginning to catch on...but he can't resist saying "I have something I want to say...but...something tells me it's something you wouldn't want me to say to a woman". LOL Of course then I'm dying of curiosity!
 
Misty Cato said:
My husband and I play a lot of cards and board games. We have a big jar of pennies that we use for playing poker. At one point my son was totally fascinated by the penny jar. He was telling a friend of ours about mom and dad's jar of pennies. Then he said "they use it to play 'phooker' " which sounded like 'hooker'. Our friend says, "ooooh so your mom and dad play hooker," and Jamin says, "Yes and sometimes my dad plays it on the computer."

I was mortified.
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ROTFLMTEO nothing like a kid to bring you down to earth ... kinda like crashing! :blink:
 
Yeah.... it sucked! :) My daughter Marley, after I spent ALL afternoon clearing out her closet-several hours and 6 garbage bags full of clothes later, "Mom, I didn't know you could clean!" Again, WTH? Maybe she thinks a cleaning fairy comes in while she sleeps- I wish that were the case! :)
 
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