my brother..

lauren grier

lauren grier

you're like stars
is telling me things I don't want to know (that is nothing out of the ordinary)..

this is gross though...

he just told me that his gf found hairs on his back..

and so he went and looked in the mirror..

and there were 4 that were an inch long ^_^


ew! jeff! back hair is tres gross.. rip those babies out
 
Why? Why would you share that? It is like the time my MIL tried talking about sex with me. I wanted to die. TMI people, T M I
 
speaking of weird hair. i had an inch long blonde hair sticking out of my forehead this morning. ummm...WHOA!!! :blink:
 
lmao fizzster

and i dunno heather.. you'd prolly barf if you heard the other things he tells me *shudders*
 
Hey La, I doubt it. I have heard some crazy stuff in my life. But MIL sex is just too much. Or there was the time my mother had an "ingrown" and wanted me to check it out for her. mmmmmmNO! I draw the line honey.
 
heatherdumas said:
Why? Why would you share that? It is like the time my MIL tried talking about sex with me. I wanted to die. TMI people, T M I
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Hahahahah! My MIL does this too!! One day my SIL's (we married 3 brothers) and I were sitting around the kitchen, talking about you know what, and my MIL must have felt left out. So she joined in, which we didn't really mind (we all get along, she's like an older version of us, lol). Anyways, she tells us that she needs to keep it *spicy* after all the years her and FIL have been married, so she brings out a skanky maid's costume and red feather boa. We all just about died laughing, and we were all grossed out!!!

Best part? My DH was standing at the kitchen sink washing dishes. I looked at him, his face was BEET RED and he was dry heaving, lmao!!!!
 
I hate those weird hairs that pop up out of no where!! I get these LOVELY whiskers from my Grandmother and my mom... One day they are not there and the next day they are literally 4 inches long!!!!!! They arent BLACK hairs or anything like that... They are like translucent or white or something haha... But still come on!
 
scrapperjade said:
Hahahahah! My MIL does this too!! One day my SIL's (we married 3 brothers) and I were sitting around the kitchen, talking about you know what, and my MIL must have felt left out. So she joined in, which we didn't really mind (we all get along, she's like an older version of us, lol). Anyways, she tells us that she needs to keep it *spicy* after all the years her and FIL have been married, so she brings out a skanky maid's costume and red feather boa. We all just about died laughing, and we were all grossed out!!!

Best part? My DH was standing at the kitchen sink washing dishes. I looked at him, his face was BEET RED and he was dry heaving, lmao!!!!
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OMG I've got tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard....EWWWW
 
tinajoygarner said:
I hate those weird hairs that pop up out of no where!! I get these LOVELY whiskers from my Grandmother and my mom... One day they are not there and the next day they are literally 4 inches long!!!!!! They arent BLACK hairs or anything like that... They are like translucent or white or something haha... But still come on!
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ohhhhhh.. I have one of those that grows in my eyebrow.. it is very odd. Just this random long clearish whiteish hair. and it grows 100000x faster than the rest.
 
I have a funny story....one day our car was broke down and my husband had to borrow his sister's car. Well his sister is a bit of a freak and when he went to fold down the drivers seat visor a photo fell down....of his sister....completely NAKED!!! Took several months before he could look his sister in the eye or really even speak to her LOL. I dont think she even knew why. He was to embarrassed to tell her.
 
btw.... I would much rather hear sex stories from my (albeit imaginary) MIL ..... he's a boooooooy.. a boy! there are things that you don't want to hear from your brother I promise ^_^

though the nekkid sister pic one... I think that is pretty far up there on the horrifying scale.
 
lauren grier said:
btw.... I would much rather hear sex stories from my (albeit imaginary) MIL ..... he's a boooooooy.. a boy! there are things that you don't want to hear from your brother I promise ^_^

though the nekkid sister pic one... I think that is pretty far up there on the horrifying scale.
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I agree!! I would NOT want to talk about sex with my brother... *shudder... so creepy*!!!
 
Heck, I still find it hard to believe anyone would have sex with my brother...EEEEWWWWWW. I certainly don't want to hear about it. I saw his milk crates of porn as a kid. I just don't want to know.
 
ummm yea my sister is the same way...well both of them. I have to tell them all the time it was an overshare/TMI. I really would rather not have any sort of mental image of any of that at all. YUCK :-p

lauren grier said:
he tells my mom too... but I think I get the more........ detailed... explanations.
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