Some stuff *I* want

AnnieBananie

AnnieBananie

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Not that Corey's Pilates gym-slash-torture-machine is a bad idea... but I've got worse ones....

Gun Purse
People won't try to jack THIS purse:
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Wine Necklace
This is just... awesomeness...
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Keyboard Pants
"Hey baby, wanna touch my space bar?"
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Shoe thingies
"Like going barefoot... only FREAKING *NOT*"
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And of course, some Valentine's ideas for DH:
Brass Knuckles Glass
"The dishes don't do themselves!"
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Goatee Saver
"I certainly did eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... and my goatee looked FABULOUSSSsSss."
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I just need to find some sort of boobie massaging shirt and buffalo chicken flavored unmentionables and I've got a full ensemble... meerawr
 
Annie, you should go into advertising!

I want those FiveFinger things, but I'll pass on the gun purse. Too many trigger happy cops around who might shoot first, ask questions later.
 
While I understand the absolute genius behind it, I see the wine glass necklace posing some problems for us bustier women, especially after a few glasses of wine...:blink:

-Diana
 
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It's a coffee mug, duh! But it looks like you're wearing a ring with a huge diamond on it. Or at least it's supposed to :blink:
 
I want a wine-bottle helmet... wonder if I could find one. Beer helmets don't hold an entire bottle of wine... it's a sacrilege.
 
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