I can't even pee in peace!

ColleenSwerb

ColleenSwerb

Brodo gettin her Swerb on
So I go to the bathroom, and I hear my phone ringing. Ok, whatever, I'll call Jordan back when I'm done (he's out running a few errands).

Get out of the bathroom, check to make sure it was Jordan, and I hear Joey in the living room say "Hey Jordan, what's up?" :cursing:

Joey then comes down the hall and says, hey, why didn't you answer your phone?

I WAS IN THE FREAKING BATHROOM!!!! :cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

As if my attitude wasn't enough to scare him away (you should have gathered by now he's essentially completely non-observant and socially inept), he says, oh well he called me so he's probably gonna be mad you didn't answer.
ZOMG! I'll freaking tell him I was in the bathroom then!

I.
want.
my.
house.
back.
 
oh the problems you could avoid if you just took the phone into the bathroom with you.

seriously though, wow, I can't believe your BIL is still living you. How long has it been?
 
5.5 months.
And no, there is no end in sight. Jordan still doesn't plan on "kicking him out" despite the fact that he KNOWS I will demand he be gone by the time the wedding is here.

My next hybrid project is going to be a "Do Not Disturb" door hanger. Not even kidding.
 
BrodoNY0123 said:
My next hybrid project is going to be a "Do Not Disturb" door hanger. Not even kidding.
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well from the stuff you've posted about your BIL, I think that's going to be a waste of time . . .

5.5 months, eh? he better come up with one great wedding present . . . like your honeymoon . ..
 
wait til you have kids...

pretty sure I haven't peed alone in almost 5 years :p

and don't get me started on taking a shower....
 
Oh LOL. This guys is one social doofus. I feel for you, Col. I really do.




(though just wait until you have kids....lol!)

eta: I see the kids thing was already addressed, lol!!
 
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