Out of the mouths of babes....

nice!

yeh great isnt it when they do this, my little darling asked me why i had a fat tummy last month, hes 7 its time i taught him the ways of the woman me thinks!
 
Kids say the "funniest" things. My 4 year old always asks my mom why her skin is like that. My husband once told me my hips were bigger and I was like "bigger than what?" .... that was 11 years ago and I still bring it up, lol.
 
LOL. My son last night saw me taking off my bra to change into my pjs and said, "Mom, why don't you wear your boob holder to bed?" I almost died laughing.
 
yeah, he was full of the innocent one-liners yesterday. We passed a cemetary on the way to dinner and my daughter asked about whether there were really bodies buried under the ground. My DH explained and said that instead he wanted to be cremated. Daniel piped up with "oh, but Dad, we want to bury you in our garden!"
 
My son grabbed his crotch in the middle of Wal-Mart and yelled "oh, my nuts" I thought I would die. My DH got a talking to about that one.
 
I hate that. :(

One of my best friends has really small breasts...her DD asked her "Mom, why do you have 3 belly buttons???"

LMAO!
 
HA HA - when I first starting gaining weight my then 5 yr old told me " I think you are getting a lot more blood"
 
LOLOL... we were at walmart today.. and Jeff had a headache.. so I asked him if he wanted some aleve.. and abby pipes up.. "dad do you want some viagra? mom wants to know." I wanted to die.
 
Oh man..... those are good ones!! About two years ago when Cameron was four, we were taking a shower together and I was rinsing the shampoo out of my hair with my back to him. He suddenly slapped my butt really hard and then started cracking up and said.... "I just love it when your bottom jiggles at me, mom". :blink: :unsure: :huh: :glare:
 
OMG! Kids can really get to you can't they? My DD was once asked by her then 4 yr. old if she was going to have a baby. Proud to say my DD has lost 50 lbs. so far. She looks great. Wish I had that kind of determination. Long and short of it, don't let it bother you Amy, I think you look nice from the pics I see of you.
 
Nonnie917 said:
OMG! Kids can really get to you can't they? My DD was once asked by her then 4 yr. old if she was going to have a baby. Proud to say my DD has lost 50 lbs. so far. She looks great. Wish I had that kind of determination. Long and short of it, don't let it bother you Amy, I think you look nice from the pics I see of you.
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He gets it from his granny. She says she has a fat booty, so to him everyone does! He thinks he has a fat booty too!
 
This is one I wrote down ready to scrap.
Me "Lukas will you stop licking me, keep your dribble to your self"
Lukas " No, I like sharing"
 
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