I have a funny boob story.
As BF & I are walking to our car in downtown Nashville to go home, I'm carrying the cowboy hat he bought me, rather than wearing it. A couple (at least I think they were together) walk by us and the man says, 'I like your hat.' The woman he is with says she does, too. I say thank you and keep walking. BF, however, is laughing. He tells me he'll explain later once we're home and he's dropped his son off.
FF 6 hours, and we're sitting at BDub's with our drinks when BF asks me whether I want to know what was so funny. I'd forgotten already, but decide to play along and ask him to tell me.
He informs me said man was totally checkin' out my tatas as he walked by until he discovered that BF had caught him looking. His hat compliment was nothing more than to pretend he was NOT checking me out, and it was so smooth and believable that both I and the woman this guy was with had no clue! I would have suspected something except that the woman he was with chimed in a mere second later, so I merely thought it was just a straight up compliment.
I started to laugh and asked BF if he was sure. He gave me that, 'Are you kidding me?' look and then assured me he caught the guy checking me out.
Sigh. What can a woman do when she has such a fabulous rack but bask in the glow?!
