NO!!!! This cannot happen, I cannot allow this to continue on!!!

Mandy

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I Love Johnny Depp. We all know this. Yes, I do. I really really do.
But...David Cook...so hot. So...young.
And hot.
And his voice....so soothing and...hot.

I keep repeating to myself, I love Johnny, I love Johnny.
But David...he....just keeps......creeping in there....and *sigh*.
NO! I can't. I can't let this happen. I cannot let David in.
Just.Cant.Do.It..............................


:D
 
Mandy is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater! LOL

Not to mention David was already so mine in the first place! HMMMMMPH!
 
LOL, I'd take David over Johnny any day... ;)

Hey now...don't diss this:

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who said you couldn't love more then one.....they just can't find out about the other....lmao
 
Mandy, take a deep breath. In...out....Good. Now, realize that you can have one hottie per "decade." Johnny is your 40s hottie. David Cook can be your 20s hottie.

See, it all works out in the end. :thumbup: :D
 
STOP IT!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!



I mean...mmmmmmm...
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NO!!!!!, I mean....*sigh* I love you Johnny. :wub: :wub: :wub:

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Mandy darling... Johnny doesn't SING. He doesn't look at you through the television screen as his honeyed voice drips from gorgeous lips, now does he? He doesn't humbly adorably grin to himself as he hears how fabulous he is from the judges, now does he? He doesn't well up in emotion as he sings the most perfect song ever to his dying brother because he is just so in tune with his poetic heart and pretty spectacular butt, now does he?

No, Johnny is a pirate with guyliner.

I think we're finished here. I'll tell Davey you are his newest crush when he picks me up for our date tonight, all right?
 
Mandy darling... Johnny doesn't SING. He doesn't look at you through the television screen as his honeyed voice drips from gorgeous lips, now does he? He doesn't humbly adorably grin to himself as he hears how fabulous he is from the judges, now does he? He doesn't well up in emotion as he sings the most perfect song ever to his dying brother because he is just so in tune with his poetic heart and pretty spectacular butt, now does he?

No, Johnny is a pirate with guyliner.

I think we're finished here. I'll tell Davey you are his newest crush when he picks me up for our date tonight, all right?

But, but...Johnny DOES sing. Sweeney Todd?? He started as a musician...he sings, and it's niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
 
Mandy darling... Johnny doesn't SING. He doesn't look at you through the television screen as his honeyed voice drips from gorgeous lips, now does he? He doesn't humbly adorably grin to himself as he hears how fabulous he is from the judges, now does he? He doesn't well up in emotion as he sings the most perfect song ever to his dying brother because he is just so in tune with his poetic heart and pretty spectacular butt, now does he?

No, Johnny is a pirate with guyliner.

I think we're finished here. I'll tell Davey you are his newest crush when he picks me up for our date tonight, all right?




LMFAO!!!!!!!
Well I hate to break it to you but Johnny DOES sing. He JUST sang in a MOTION PICTURE AND......he has had his own rock band since the 80s. They just arent signed. In which he SINGS AND PLAYS guitar.
And did you see his Oprah interview where he professes his dying love for his gilfriend and how amazing she is...*sigh*
and sorry, Im a sucker for guyliner.
I have a photo of David with some too. :p
 
He might 'sing'... but he doesn't saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang like Davey does.

And I refuse to believe my Davey would wear guyliner. It's too Duran Duran for words. And I can't deal with that.
 
Holy eyecandy overload batman!! *Eve runs off to ask DH if he minds dressing up like a pirate and singing to me tonight* LOL
 
Didn't Johnny get into People as one of the Sexiest people alive? I think David will have to wait until next year for that honor....
 
I'm pretty sure we are allowed one hot man per genre..musician, actor, chef, sports player, tv host, cereal box cartoon character..the list could do on. I think maybe this calls for a new thread!
 
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