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lizzyfizzy

lizzyfizzy

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Ok...I'm sure some of you have seen this. I have to tell you it gave me a real chuckle this morning in my Inbox.

What the heck were these ladies thinking?!?!

My husband counts his blessings if he comes home to a goulash in the crock-pot. Am I right...

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LMAO!!! If this wasn't the way it really was, I would have thought it was some smart a$$ guy telling us how it is! Especially love "His topics of conversation are more important than yours", and making the house silent for his arrival. Feel like you are entertaining royalty much??
 
Well don't throw things at me, but this page has some good tips. I mean the "don't ask him where he's been if he's been out all night" is a little much, but making him feel warm and loved is always good. Of course I'm not one for doing that a lot so I have no room to talk LMAO! :p
 
So, since I'm the sole bread winner in the family (he's in grad school), should I send this to my husband to tell thim this is how he should treat me????? :D ROTFLMAO!!!!!
 
y'all don't do these things? Am I the only good housewife around here?







geez I'm lucky if my kids even have clothes on when my husband comes home..let alone clean ones!! wow how times change
 
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Jordan's lucky if I've even THOUGHT about dinner, let alone started it. (Besides the fact that we work together and commute)
 
ROFLMAO... can you believe this is how things were?

I agree that it's important to make your husband feel loved, but nnot at the expense of making yourself unimportant!
 
"geez I'm lucky if my kids even have clothes on when my husband comes home..let alone clean ones!! wow how times change"


I am right there with you, Meg........lucky indeed. DH finally stopped mentioning that fact too. I used to say "your lucky I am dressed, let alone them"
 
This is how my mom was and SO I would not even think of being like that!!! My dad could not even get a glass of water for himself!!!! Man I am so glad times have changed!!!!!
 
I think the ending of this article is missing! Surely, after all that, the wife must bow down to kiss his feet and then call in the harem to attend to his man-needs.

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"Spend 15 min preparing yourself - touch up your makeup" - what is that????? Jeeze I haven't put makeup on in.........
 
Ah, yeah.....right! I always tell DH when he comes up with these kind of 'suggestions'.....WRONG WIFE! ~bwahahahahahaha
 
nonnie said:
"Spend 15 min preparing yourself - touch up your makeup" - what is that????? Jeeze I haven't put makeup on in.........
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No kidding! Me too! I wear make-up maybe 2x per year. Only if its a special occasion. Other than that, NO WAY! Touch it up... ha! How about put some on??
 
ok - that made me laugh out loud. Minimize all noise? I'd love to learn THAT technique LOL Must have been written by a man!
 
hahahahaha hahahahahaha SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!! LOL I do make my husband feel loved, and greet him at the door, try to make supper and be a good wife but seriously. HAHAHAHA If my husband was to not come home all night when he finally did come home the locks would be changed and a suitcase waiting out on the driveway for him. Not a lie. I wouldn't put up with that LOL Arrange a pillow, take off his shoes, are you kidding me! I seriously think us moms have it harder then the men who get to have a break during the day! LOL
 
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