POP Weekly has an exclusive story on the secret life of digi-scrapper Emily
Merritt. It has been reported that Mrs. Merritt is a murderer. She was seen
being led into the County Jail with handcuffs around her wrists. We have
obtained an exclusive photo of her mug shot, where Mrs. Merritt looked
horrible. “Too many late nights on the computer,” is what she told
officers when they questioned her about her wild hair and bloodshot eyes.
It was a neighbor that called the police after having spent some time in the
Merritt household. Upon entering, this anonymous neighbor said she found
over four plants that looked as if they were taking their last breath. “They
are all brown and dry and look so sad,” said the neighbor on her 911 phone
call. The Horticultural Committee told POP Weekly that Mrs. Merritt has not
been formerly charged yet, as they are awaiting an investigation of the
crime scene. They did tell POP Weekly that the Merritt home was very clean
and tidy, but for some reason plants were dying. According to the initial
police report, Mrs. Merritt has “forgotten” to water her plants every week,
claiming that she’s too busy doing other things; like taking care of her two
children, and digital scrapbooking on the computer. It is already widely
known that Mrs. Merritt’s computer chair is busted and has a butt mark
from her long days and nights sitting in it for too long.
POP Weekly’s Editor, Mr. Mudd is a member of the Horticultural Commitee
and has said,”It is horrible what Mrs. Merritt has done. She has upset many
people with these findings. We are trying to do everything we can to bring
justice down on her. She should have to live in a cell the rest of her life...
plants are living too!” POP Weekly will continue to keep an eye on this story.
