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Farm Birds Are Evil

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[i]This layout features a new release product - Heather Roselli's Duck Weather kit[/i]

Sugar Free #42

[b]Duck Weather - Heather Roselli[/b]
the title is actually a font called Painty Paint.

[i]I?ve never been a huge fan of birds in the first place. They?re
unpredictable and down-right creepy, in my opinion. But certain
events have made it very clear to be that birds are completely
evil. When I was in middle school I was walking to a friend?s house
after school and a bird just totally dive-bombed us, trying to peck
us on the heads. We screamed and ran and it pursued us, diving
and pecking. I once got a little too close to a swan at one of
our favorite nature preserves and it spread out it?s ginormous
wings and lunged at me. Last year I got up quite early on a
Saturday for a bike ride down my favorite path, and along
the way I came across some geese. Oh no! I very carefully
tried to sneak past, but one raced after me anyway and
popped me in the leg. Ouch! There is a dairy farm that John
and the kids and I like to visit in the summer, but the place is
crawling with farm birds. They are everywhere and I break
out in a cold sweat every time. One time John thought
it would be funny to hold me down and call the birds.
I thought I was going to cry. He is a sick
sick man.[/i]
Aww, you and birds clearly are not a match, Val! I love 'em, but we all have our own unique fears. I'll admit this cracked me up a bit, mainly because your overall layout is so darn cute, but I'm sure you don't feel that way! Great job on this challenge!
 
LOL! Love your title and journaling. We've been having a bird battle here (they kept wanting to build a nest on our porch and we kept fighting them off) so I agree that they are evil!
 
lol....I totally understand. A real good friend of mine has a total fear of birds! She hasn't had much luck with them either! Great page to scrap!
 
LMAO! You definitely have ample reason to NOT like birds! Your journaling is great! Thanks for playing along.
 
Oh my... that was funny at the end about him holding you down... well, i am sure it wasn't funny for you at the time or even now... I am not a huge fan of birds myself. I like them but at a distance or in a cage! The LO is great though and I love the "Do not" logo over the bird - cracking me up!!
 

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